A Close Shave
Shaving! What a chore; day after
day, week after week, year after year. It has been the bane of my life until I
retired. After I retired, I could choose when I wanted to shave or if I
decided not to shave. I’ve grown a beard and I’ve shaved it off.
I can’t remember shaving much in
high school or the year after graduation when I worked at Walworth Valve
Company in South Greensburg, Pennsylvania, but it became a daily chore in boot
camp at the Naval Training Center at Great Lakes. As I progressed in rank, I
was able to grow a full red beard while stationed in Keflavik, Iceland.
Back home, my Mother Sybil Miner
Beck didn’t say much until about one month passed and she told me that my beard
made her feel old. Sometime later I shaved it off. It took her nearly two weeks
to notice that it was gone then we had to convince her that I had indeed shaved
and that my beard had been missing for two weeks ago. When I was bare faced
with slightly longer hair, my kids saw a photo and though I looked like Stephen
Hyde from “The 70’s Show.”
After I married to Cindy Morrison
Beck and as we raised our family, my face underwent a wide variety of phases; a
mustache only, a Van Dyke style beard with mustache, and even a full beard with
mustache. It was never as full as the trappers and sawyers from the television
series.
One day as I transitioned from one style to another and was allowing my facial hair to reemerge, Cindy asked me why I didn’t keep my face shaved and smooth. I explained that when she shaved her legs and underarms etc. she shaved them all at once then had several weeks to a month before she had to shave again. I told her to divide the areas that she shaves into daily parcels to clear away her hair; a lower leg one day, the other lower leg the next, a thigh one day and the other the next, shaving the underarms for another day, but because it was such a small area, she could do both on the same day. She must have understood, because she never asked again.
Slowly my full red beard evolved
into a Col. Sanders white beard, but not without a fight. The hairs at the
corner of my mouth turned white while the rest stayed red. I looked like a
cartoon fox. For several months I dyed the white red to match, but finally gave
up.
I’ve shared the wearing of Col. Sanders’
attire when I visited PNC Park. I was featured on the Jumbo-tron and Root Sports,
as well as posing for photos with other baseball fans.