Monday, December 31, 2018


Joking Isn’t Always Funny
Betty was a licensed practical nurse. Over the years she worked in many areas of the hospital. One evening she was working on the step down unit. Patients who were placed there either came out of the critical care area still needing monitoring overnight or new admissions that needed low level monitoring were often placed there.
Betty was a bubbly woman who enjoyed joking with her patients and making them smile. One evening she her assignment included two older ladies in the same room. The lady in the first bed had been admitted to our hospital several times before and knew Betty. She began to tease the LPN as soon as she entered the room.
The other woman was a nun, but because she was in a hospital gown, Betty didn’t know she was a nun. More importantly the nun didn’t know Betty or Betty’s sense of humor. The nun had broken her leg and was wearing a cast. She was being monitored because of the syncopal episode that caused her fall.
Betty coaxed the nun out of bed and got her to dance while helping her to a bedside chair for the evening meal. The nun smiled and the woman in the other bed laughed. She knew her roommate that Betty was helping was a nun and started to joke with Betty.
The woman asked, “Betty how’s your husband?”
 “Oh, I killed him,” Betty replied flippantly.
The nun stared at Betty opening her eyes wide.
“Just like all the others.” Betty continued.
The nun’s eyes opened a bit wider. All the while the other patient was laughing. She knew Betty was teasing. By continuing to goad Betty, she was getting back at her for teasing at her other admissions.
“How many is that now?” the other woman asked.
“Let me see,” Betty paused like she was counting. “It’s three, now.”
The nun stirred uneasily.
“Did this one die like the others?” the woman in the first bed asked.
“Yes!” Betty acknowledged. “I killed him by having sex.”
The nun blanched. Betty finished what she was doing and left the room.
Later someone informed Betty the second patient was a nun. Betty was so embarrassed. She never had three husbands, nor did she kill anyone, but the nun probably slept with one eye open all night.
Betty said, “I wondered why the nun grabbed her rosary and was running it through her fingers so fast there was smoke coming from the beads.”

Friday, December 28, 2018


Endless Supply of Characters
            After thirty-five years of working as a nurse, I’ve obtained an endless supply of characters and plots for stories. I’ve written fiction about a retired homicide detective from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, but none of his dealings come close to some of the memories that have accumulated over those years on the job. The thing that caused my thoughts to wander back to those some memories was a necktie.
            It was given to me by a fellow worker named Nancy who manned the switchboard. She was a buxomly blonde, pleasant and well-spoken. The switchboard was centrally located in an area that was nearly devoid of phones. It was much easier for me to answer calls from the switchboard than for me to hurry to another area to find a phone. I became friends with all of the operators, but this memory and the tie was from Nancy.
            When I entered the “communications room” one evening, I mentioned that the blouse that she was wearing was nice. It was black with splotches of colors in a deep yellow, a dark green and vivid violet. The darkness of it enhanced the blondeness of her coif. When I complimented the blouse, she replied, “This old thing. I hate it.”
            I said, “It looks very nice on you.”
            Again she snarled, “I’m going home and throw it away.”
            “Why? It’s a pretty blouse.”
            “”If you think it is so pretty, I’ll go home, wash it and you can give it to your wife,” she replied.
            I knew that I wasn’t going to get anywhere arguing, so I made the call and said as I departed, “I still think it’s a nice blouse,” and hurried away before she could respond.
            Because I interacted so much with the operators I always bought a small gift for them at Christmas, especially when I knew their likes. I can’t remember what I got Nancy that year, but later when I came into the switchboard, she scooted her chair back and pulled out a long thin box covered in bright wrapping paper and a large bow from a niche beside her.
            “”Here, this is for you,” she said. Her face was transformed by a sly smile. She watched, the smirk growing larger as she watched me unwrap it. It was a tie made out of the material of that old blouse. As a nursing supervisor, I wore a corresponding tie for most occasions. The patients, families, and staff seemed to like it and I still have nearly one hundred ties in my arsenal.
            When I wore it for the first time and Nancy saw it, she swore and said, “#%*#, it makes a nicer tie than that old blouse.”
            Nancy is dead now and I only pull that tie out once a year on New Year’s Eve. I wear it in memory of her and the story. I plan to wear it to church to celebrate the upcoming New Year. This is for you, Nancy.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018


Wonderful Whirlwind of Christmas
Where did the day go? Christmas has sped past. Crumpled wrapping paper, empty gift boxes, and left over food in the refrigerator and back porch are the remnants of Christmas 2018. All of my wrapping on Christmas Eve is a memory. But that is what the holidays with family are for.
Christmas day started out at my sister Kathy and her husband’s house for a family brunch. Their beautifully remodeled home belonged to my grandparents Anna and Edson Beck. Gathering there just seemed to carry on family traditions. Bacon, eggs, sweet rolls, cinnamon rolls, meat and cheese tray, pumpkin pie, and a cheese and potato dish were on the menu. When the meal was over, full stomachs and reminders of family stories were all that were left as we sat around the table and talked. Brunch over, I hurried home to get things in order for my children and grandchildren to visit and to eat a late meal after opening gifts.
The kids decided to limit gifts this year, doing a white elephant gift exchange. Grandpa me excluded himself from the exchange, choosing to provide some gifts for all to open. And there was of course the stocking of small surprises for the grandchildren, including a new Christmas ornament. When my children were young, my wife Cindy bought a pickle ornament to hide on the Christmas tree and the child who found it got an extra surprise gift. It wasn’t expensive, but extended the excitement of Christmas for just a bit longer. Celine, Moriah, and Hannah now have their own pickle ornament for their own tree.
After opening gifts, my living room looked like a battle zone with wrapping paper wads, empty gift boxes, and empty stockings. The wrapping paper “snowball” battle was limited this year when a large canon ball of a paper wad knocked over several of my stemmed votive cups.
My daughter-in-law escaped much of the festivities by not feeling well, maybe the beginning of the flu. Please pray for her. We ate our Christmas meal, still talking and sharing stories. Memories shared and memories made.
The house is quiet again and I have time to reflect on the true meaning of Christmas. After the hubbub of the day has died and the stillness of the empty house has returned I am reminded why we celebrate Christmas. It is the birth of God’s only begotten Son and the great gift of eternal life, reconciled from sin, redeemed by his blood, and adopted into his family as joint heirs.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018


Decorating the Christmas Tree
I can’t remember whether or not my mother Sybil Beck ever told me that she helped her mom, Rebecca Miner decorate the Christmas tree in their huge farm house in Indian Head, Pennsylvania. But my mom always allowed my sister Kathy, my brother Ken, and me to decorate our tree at home. Each of us children had one special ornament that was the culminating experience of our holiday excitement. Later, I’m sure Mom “allowed” us to put on the layer after layer of limp, metallic icicles, because the tedious work it involved. Draping those silver tinsel icicles was a long and arduous process. Sometimes when Mom wasn’t looking and we were near the end of the batch, we’d just toss them onto the tree in one swift move. That was okay as long as they didn’t end up in a ball.
My wife Cindy and I continued a similar tradition into our own home allowing our kids to help decorate the tree. The icicles were a thing of the past, but each and every Christmas Amanda, Andrew, and Anna got a new ornament to add to their collection. As they grew older, it was their responsibility to hang, later remove and store them safely at each Christmas holiday.
When our kids married and left the nest, they took their large stash of handmade and store bought ornaments with them to use for their first Christmas in their new homes. Sentimental, perhaps, but I liked to think that a part of their Christmas happiness from their old home was being transferred and established in their new home, making the transition to married life just a little bit easier.
Now, at home it’s just the cat Willow and me. She doesn’t do much to decorate, but will be induced to attack some wooly or fuzzy looking ornament if it is hung low enough on the tree. I have had to rescue a poor white yarn lamb several times this year. Otherwise, she is content to make a bed on the thick fuzzy tree skirting and nap. Lately, there is no need to rescue ornaments. By hanging a set mousetrap as the lowest ornament, a loud snap has cured her from attacking the tree.
Merry Christmas to all.

Monday, December 24, 2018


Homeless Isn’t Always Houseless
I’ve just done something utterly crazy to some people. I drove to Walmart for a few items and to get gasoline before everything closed for Christmas. I thought about going after the evening church service, but I thought that the stores would be packed and I didn’t feel like facing the crowd. Because I didn’t want to mingle with the last minute shoppers, I said to myself, “When you wake up in the middle of the night for the usual bathroom run, make the Walmart run as well,” and I did.
It was semi-snowing with icy pellets mixed in. After cleaning my car, I carefully drove to Mt. Pleasant, Pennsylvania. In the center of the town, I was greeted by the nativity, its old figurines and “starry” lights welcomed me. The streets in town were clear and absent of the snow that covered the roads near my house.
The shoppers at Walmart were almost non-existent, employees made up the bulk of the faces that I saw. The drive to and from the store were reminiscent of the late evening drives after my shift at the hospital. As a nurse, being off duty during the holidays was an extreme luxury. The drive home at 11:30 Christmas Eve was a long and lonely trip, seeing so few other vehicles on the road and so many of the businesses closed.
As I drove, I was reminded of how things had changed. Back then I was driving home to be with my family. Now, I was driving to my house. Oh, the furniture and Christmas tree are the same, but my wife Cindy is no longer there to greet me and my family has left the nest. I still have a warm place to live, but much of the life has left too.
Don’t get me wrong. I am truly grateful to have a house and my family, but the ties that make a house a home have frayed. I am looking forward to Christmas Day, when my children and grandchildren come and visit, making it a home again, even for a short while.
Christ’s birth was a gift from God and a blessing to all. Merry Christmas.

Friday, December 21, 2018


Timeline Truths for the Birth of Jesus
After the predictions from the Old Testament about the forthcoming Messiah, the order of occurrences at the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem has been skewed by paintings, traditions, and hymns of the Christmas season. The first fulfilled sign was the appearance of the star. This special star was noted by astronomers and scientists of that era. The unusual and distinct divergence from the normal night sky intrigued the Magi enough to gather a caravan and follow it from the east. The wise men learned of it from old texts, because the star was predicted in Numbers 24:17. “I shall see him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a Star out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel, and shall smite the corners of Moab. And destroy all the children of Sheth.” They connected the dots and sought this King represented by the Sceptre. Readying themselves and making the journey would have taken about a year or more.
The next event would have been the annunciation and the miraculous impregnation of Mary. Luke 1:26-38. Joseph’s visitation of an angel in a dream came next. Matthew 1:18-25. Caesar Augustus decreed that all should go to their own city to be taxed. Luke 2:1-5. Joseph and Mary left Nazareth to Joseph’s hometown of Bethlehem.
It was pointed out to me that the image of Mary riding on a donkey and being nine months was almost as impossibility. Joseph being a carpenter would probably have had a cart to carry tools, lumber, and the items he made. He would have not have left his tools behind and they would need supplies for the ten day journey. Arriving in Bethlehem, they took the only shelter that was available in a stable.
About this time, the Magi would have gotten to Jerusalem seeking the newborn King. Matthew 2:1-9. While they were in audience with King Herod, angels appeared to shepherds. They hurried to find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. It was another prophecy fulfilled. 1 Samuel 2:34. While the Magi traveled from Jerusalem to Bethlehem, Mary and Joseph acquired lodging in a house where they were found by the Magi. Matthew 2:11. Most pictures and Crèches have the wise men at the stable. Tradition and the hymns also say there were three because of the gifts: gold, frankincense, and myrrh, but there were probably more people than this. The Magi were warned of God not to return to Herod and departed for home by another route.
This was all done before Jesus was eight days old, because he was taken to the Temple in Jerusalem to be circumcised. Luke 2 21-38. Then Joseph, being warned in a dream, departed to Egypt to reside with his family until Herod’s death and the danger of the decree to slay all children two years and under was gone. The two years was a time to coincide with the appearance of the star.

Wednesday, December 19, 2018


Christmas Remembrances

            While I was wrapping gifts in colorful Christmas paper, I suddenly had a yearning for some Kentucky Fried Chicken. I am not sure if it was an actual hunger or whether the memory of Christmastime with my grandparents Edson and Anna Beck. They were in their mid-eighties by this time and what to get them for the holiday became a problem for my wife Cindy and me. Mom told me that when she helped Grandma clean their bedrooms, they still had clothing wrapped in their cellophane just as they came from the stores. They were stacked neatly in their dresser drawers.
            They’d reached the age when Grandma didn’t decorate the house for Christmas any longer. Gift buying for them became more and more difficult, until I learned they liked Col. Sanders’ secret recipe. After that, it was easy. I would go the Connellsville, Pennsylvania restaurant and buy a bucket of chicken with all of the fixings about a week before Christmas. Kentucky Fried chicken was a gift that they enjoyed and that they used. Because they ate so little, they were able to dine on it for entire week. At least, we never found any chicken tucked away in cellophane in their drawers.
            My wife and I also began to buy a Christmas tree for them. Not one of the large ones, but the ones that were about fourteen inches high. They were sold with a few decorative bulbs already on it. That would be their Christmas display. Granddad would water it and keep it in the basement after the holiday and when spring arrived, he would plant it in their back yard.
            My brother-in-law Doug Basinger and my sister Kathy bought my grandparents house and has remodeled it. The house looks wonderful. Doug occasionally complains about the pines in the back yard. There must be ten of them that have grown quite large and overshadow his garden.
            In another posting, I may share later is about the Nativity set I bought for them. Grandma kept it up all year and claimed the coveted spot on top of their T.V. I now have it and show it off each Christmas.

Monday, December 17, 2018


An Elastic Christmas Tradition
One incident in my married life turned into a Christmas tradition. It happened early in our marriage to Cindy Morrison Beck. As with most young couples who are first starting out finding a place to live and stretching the pay check to cover all of our bills caused us to be penny pinchers. We made do with many items that were nearing the end of their expected useful life. Leftovers were a normal meal fare. Generic black and white cans of food sometimes found their way into our pantry and clothing that had seen better days were worn at home.
One day as I sat in my recliner in the living room of our second hand mobile home, Cindy walked by me, wearing only her underwear and brassiere. She was headed towards the kitchen and I noticed that the cloth part of her cotton panties was partially separated from the elastic waist band in several places. It made her look as though she was wearing an empty gun holster on her hip.
I said, “I think you need to buy some new underwear.”
She replied, “They’re still okay. I can still wear them for a little while longer.”
Returning to the bedroom, I noticed the other side was loose, sagging and flapping in the breeze as well. If anything, the pouch on that side could have held a larger caliber pistol and I said, “Surely we can afford new gutchies for you.”
“They’re perfectly fine for me to wear around the house. Only you and I can see them.”
A few minutes later as she returned still clad in the same drawers. I reached out, poked my fingers into the breaches of her britches, and tugged hard. The connecting thread unraveled fastening the elastic to the rest of the underwear pulled loose and much of the cotton brief hung down.
Those undies were history. There was no way she could ever wear them again. Because Cindy hated to mend things, it would take something just short of a miracle for them to ever be wearable again. She disliked mending so much, that she “repaired” some of her clothing with safety pins. For some reason, she liked to sew new clothing, but not mending.
With the ruined bloomers barely more than the elastic encircling band her waist, she grabbed the remaining material up and called over her shoulder as she left to change, “Now you’ll have to buy me new underwear.”

And I did. Every year for Christmas…Cindy got new underwear. It was tradition.

Friday, December 14, 2018


Butter Me Up
As I was making my breakfast the other morning, I was reminded of several of my relatives and how they used to apply butter to their bread or toast. My first recollection is of my home and how the stick of oleo rested on a saucer that my mom, Sybil would extract from the refrigerator and place in the middle of the table. Rock hard, we would have to scrape the butter knife along its top, shaving off a thin curl of the nearly unyielding margarine to make it somewhat spreadable. Yet it always remained solid enough to tear holes in your bread. If we had toast, we could let the heat of toast soften the curl before spreading.
The second person I remembered was my mother-in-law, Retha Morrison. When she visited and I made breakfast, she wanted her have toast lightly buttered. She always asked me to apply the butter to it, only wanting a very light skim of the butter to the surface. If we ate at a restaurant, she didn’t trust the staff and asked for dry toast and butter to spread her own.
Just the opposite was my grandfather, Raymond Miner. A farmer by day and a coal miner at night, he and my grandmother Rebecca churned their own butter. Granddad would milk the cows and save the cream for Grandma to pour it into her old wooden churn. The churn had paddles on the inside and a crank handle on the outside. The splashing of the cream was eventually replaced with mounds of pale yellow butter. Packed into a rectangular wooden mold, Gram would wrap the butter in waxed paper to sell or for her family to use. Granddad loved butter and most often spread a layer of it nearly an eighth of inch thick across the entire slice of Gram’s homemade bread before he started to enjoy whatever food Gram made.
Another spreadable memory of mine is of my uncle Theodore “Ted” Miner. He was meticulous almost to the point of being a fanatic when applying anything spreadable to his bread. It didn’t matter whether it was butter or Miracle Whip or whether it was jelly or anything spreadable, it had to cover the entire top of the bread from crust edge to crust edge. I’ve made myself hungry. I think I’ll go and make breakfast.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018


Christmas Traditions
There was a time quite a few years ago when my house was filled with the scent of pine and many other savory aromas as the Christmas holiday drew nearer. Now I have an artificial tree that looks great, but alas the smell of the great outdoors is no longer present. The tradition of bringing a live tree into my house passed away at the same time my uncle Theodore Miner passed away. He and I would go roaming through a natural growing pine covered forest near my grandparent Miner’s farm to cut a tree for my grandmother and one for my family.
Finding a perfect tree for each of us was a real chore. These pines grew wild and were only shaped by the winds and whims of nature. Armed only with a small saw, Ted and I searched through the wooded area for likely candidates often finding one that was too small or one that had flat or large bare spots. Many were eventually rejected and we walked on. My grandmother lived in an old farmhouse with twelve foot tall ceilings, so Ted had more leeway than I did choosing a tree.
My wife Cindy was very choosey with ours. The Christmas tree had to be full at the bottom and the star would have to brush the ceiling of our mobile home as it perched on the top. This created a problem for me. When I wandered among the trees of the grove, sometimes my judgment was off and I would have to lop off some of the tree I chose when I got home. One time to get the height I needed, I chose a very bushy tree. The height was right on, but the bottom branches spread out and filled half the width of our mobile home. We had to be careful where we walked not to brush against it and knock off the ornaments.
Today an artificial tree has replaced it. The ornaments we bought for our children over the years are now in their homes on their trees, although my tree is far from bare. With white lights, garland, and ornaments collected over the years, I can barely see the green of the needles.
The tradition that’s now replaced eating the Christmas meal at my parent’s house is the gathering at my sister Kathy Basinger and her husband Doug’s home for Christmas brunch. Their beautiful home was the house of our Grandparent’s Beck. Gathering there seems like the tradition is still being carried on. I’m wishing a very Merry Christmas to all of my readers, friends, and family.

Monday, December 10, 2018


O Christmas Tree
As I undertook the Herculean task of decorating my artificial Christmas tree this year, my memory was stirred with many of the ornaments. Although most of the ornaments my wife Cindy and I bought for our children over the years were given to them when they started their own homes, there are still some that were made for us. Cotton ball sheep or snowmen, Popsicle stick scrolls, and felt lions all have claimed spots on the tree. The star is one my sister found for me that is the same as the one that lit my parents Carl and Sybil’s tree. It has 5 points, made of frosted plastic, and has red edging.
The one bulb that I claimed from my parent’s stash came up missing several years back and my sister was able to locate the same bulb. It was gold and sort of mushroom shaped, but because it was so unusual, it always caught my eye.
There are a few owl ornaments from my mother-in-law, Retha Morrison. My wife Cindy didn’t like mice, so of course there are several of those hanging on the tree. A peach pit carved to look like a basket is the remembrance of my father-in-law, Bud Morrison’s skill. I have been given almost 6 animals with stethoscopes or dressed as nurses. A tiny dove sits on a plastic ice cube. Several penguins, a couple of Snoopys, and a small bottle of hot sauce dangle from different branches. Two canoes, a tour boat, dozens of jingle bells, and crystal and Lucite icicles hang from the branch tips.  A colorful Cloisonné ball and 2 heavy Cloisonné bells claim thicker branches closer to the center of the tree. Bead, metal, and natural fiber wreaths with either pipe cleaner or ribbon bows find niches on the branches. Handmade wooden hearts trimmed in lace and ribbon. A half of a walnut shell cradles a swaddles bead baby and is nestled behind icy white garland. A menagerie of cartoon animals, carousel animals, and birds has found a perch in needled nests. Small stockings of felt and crocheted yarn, snowflakes of metal, beads, and tatted lace help to fill the bare spots. A small ceramic mug with Cindy’s name hangs beside an angel stenciled with my name. Stars, hearts, and crosses of crystal, a wooden chair stacked with books, and oh yes, even a commode all have become heirloom ornaments.

Some trees have a certain color or a type of ornament theme. I guess mine does too. It’s become a tree of precious family memories.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018


Memories of Butchering on the Farm
Sometime between Thanksgiving and New Years Day, aunts, uncles, and cousins would gather at my grandfather Raymond and Grandmother Rebecca’s farm to complete the annual task of butchering 2 hogs and a bull. The decision to butcher depended on the weather. It was the food my grandparents needed for the winter months. Everyone that was old enough had a job to do to complete the tasks at hand. As with most old time farmers, very little went to waste. Sausage and hamburger were made from the bits of meat and fat cut and scraped from the animal’s bones. Later, as I grew older, I helped with this process with one of my uncles.
At one time, before they had a freezer, the meat was canned and stored in a section of their dark, cobwebbed basement on homemade, rough sawn board shelves. It was a dingy area that had a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling from a wire. The jars of beef had metal canning lids while the pork sausage has a thick layer of fatty grease to seal the jars.
When I was very young, I tore off strips of adhesive tape for my mom Sybil to fasten the freezer paper after it was folded around steaks of beef or pork. Instead of using the serrated edge of the freezer paper box, she used a butcher knife to slice through the thick white paper with the aplomb of a Samurai Warrior with the blade flashing in the light. After she’d cut a stack of papers, she’d use a long handled fork to arrange the meat, then fold the paper to make an enveloping package with the skill of an skilled Origami master. My job was to tear adhesive tape into length and place them on the edge of my grandma’s white and red granite topped kitchen table ready for my mom when she reached for a piece.
As I readied some meat for the freezer yesterday, I tore the tape into useable strips as I sealed the venison into the folded freezer paper envelopes. The feel of the adhesive transported me back to that time sixty plus years ago. I could remember how sore my young fingers became as the tape tugged at my tender fingers, but the important thing is that I have those memories. My hands are now roughened and calloused, but those recollections still remain fresh and tender.

Monday, December 3, 2018

Bah, Humbug A fictional story I wrote because my daughter made a Grinch decoration for my door.
We just happened to live next door to the meanest man in town. He’d never put up a single colored light or Christmas decoration, ever. He’d call the cops if carolers came onto his property and he’d threaten me if one of my toys ended up in his yard.
His house was neat and clean, but it was stark and bare. He was older and rarely came outside other than to cut the grass or shovel snow off his walkway. He didn’t plant flowers or erect bird houses. Most people avoided him and his yard. Even the postman’s visits were infrequent. It was as though his home was a black hole for happiness.
He chased girl scouts off with a broom when they tried to ply their cookies. My mom tried to be a good neighbor by occasionally taking baked goods to him, but soon quit when he didn’t return the plates and she had to buy new dishes.
Everyone began to call him the Grinch. One night, someone sneaked onto his lawn and leaned a sign against the side of the porch that read “The Grinch lives here.” The porch was high enough that he couldn’t  see it from inside and because the Grinch rarely came outside, the sign stayed. He had no idea that the whole town was smiling at his expense.
At the beginning of December, when colored lights began to appear on other homes in the neighborhood, the Grinch’s house remained unadorned except for the sign.
One day a stray wandered onto his porch. The dog refused to leave even though the Grinch would douse it with water or swing a broom at it. Each morning the dog would be curled at his front door and each morning the dog would run partway down the walk and stop. The dog would turn, wag its tail, and cock its head to the side to stare at the man on the porch. Eventually the Grinch would grow tired and go back inside. The dog would disappear, only to return at night and curl up at the Grinch’s door.
After several days things began to change… slightly. Oh, the Grinch would come out and chase the dog. The dog would go to the bottom of the steps before it would loll its tongue and wag its tail. The Grinch would stand a bit longer to talk to the dog.
Soon the Grinch began to sit on the top step of the porch and talk to the dog. From his seat, there was no way he would have missed seeing the sign, but the sign stayed.
One day, I heard the Grinch in his shed sawing, sanding, and hammering. Then it was quiet.
I was outside playing when I saw the Grinch leave his house and saw him return with a can of paint and some supplies in a bag from the local hardware store. He again disappeared into his shed. I went back inside my house to get warm and didn’t see when he came out.
In the morning the old man stepped onto his porch and tossed the dog something. The dog caught it, lay down, and began to gnaw. It was a bone. The Grinch walked to his shed and I watched as he erected a spotlight in his front yard, running an electric cord into his basement. He had the whole town talking. The question on everyone’s mind, “What was going on?”
At dusk, he carried a large object out of his shed and placed it beside the Grinch sign. When he turned on the spotlight and I could see he’d made a wooden six foot high Grinch to stand by the sign. It was his turn to laugh surprising the town people surprised by turning their joke into his.