Eggs-Actly
I’d
like to share some stories that were brought to my recollection; all clustered
around one word, eggs. The first is about a portrait of my grandmother Rebecca
Rugg Miner. It was a time when travelling photographers sold their talent door
to door. I am glad that he stopped at my grandparent’s big farmhouse and
cajoled my grandmother into sitting for a portrait. His pitch was that he would
take the photograph and return with it in several weeks. Grandma could view it
and if she wasn’t satisfied with it, she could refuse to buy it. As the story
goes, grandma had no intention to buy it, but with a clean blouse and jacket
with a small brooch. He departed after Gram’s photo was taken.
Several
weeks later, the salesman returned with a tinted black and white portrait in an
oval frame. It was a quality product with her youthful visage peering from the
picture. Raven hair, dark eyes, and a subtle hint of a smile had been enhanced
by the rosy tint on her cheeks and lips. When Gram said she didn’t have the
money to buy it, the salesman continued his spiel by saying it was okay if she
didn’t want to buy it, because he could sell it to a bar owner to hang for the
bar’s patrons to view. Gram was appalled by the thought and managed to gather
enough money from her egg and butter sales to pay for it. Because of this young
man’s persistence and amusing lie, that portrait now hangs in my entryway, the
one thing that I managed to get when Gram “Broke up housekeeping.”
The
next egg story occurred and the Miner farm. The front porch on the large farmhouse
was concrete and cinderblock half walls and pillars. There was the expected
dark green painted swing, several Adirondack chairs, and porch boxes of
flowers. It was a great place to hide
colored eggs at Easter time, a game that happened when several cousins
gathered. Gram put a stop to the hide-and-seek game when she and Great-Aunt
Rose sitting on the swing began to smell something rotten. One misplaced egg
had fallen down inside the cinderblock pillar and forgotten.
The
last story is about my brother Ken and a cousin (she will remain anonymous to
avoid embarrassment) went into my Aunt Rachel’s chicken coop. They reappeared
later looking like pieces of French toast. For some unexplained reason, they
decided to raid several nests and toss their eggs at the ceiling. They were
both covered in the scrambled drippings. My Aunt and my Mom were not happy.