Almost

 Almost
This past week my brain has been slightly off. It hasn’t made me compleelly crazy yet, but the week isn’t over yet. I still have several days left. Monday I picked up my mail on my way home from shopping. I shared on FaceBook thyat I’d purchased holiday pint bottles of maple syrup in October feeling that I had gifts put away for my kids and the workers of the Chestnut Ridge Historical Society, only to find that I can’t find them. Looking back, I believe that I was so tired after two days of frying sausage that I forgot to load them in my car. There is no other explanation, so I needed to buy gift cards as a poor substitute.
I went shopping to get a few needed groceries and had to make a second run a few days later because I forgot some needed things. Not a big problem, but I get upset with myself when some things were on my written lisst. That is very irksome.
My latest ALMOST dip into a world of forgetfulness was that I needed to get my vehicle inspected before the end of the year. The beginnings of this gap in my memory had its roots in the year 2023. My inspection month should have been October and I was driving to the end of November with an expired inspection and my mechanic said that because it was so close, that he would apply the inspection sticker for the month of December. There was no harm no foul, but it was a miscue for my memory.
I was driving over to the Chestnut Ridge Historical Society on Wednesday for the ususal work day and exchange of Christmas cards and gifts when I noticed that the December inspection was due. I actually stopped along the road and callered my mechanic to see if he could fit me in. He was gracious enough to fit me in on Thursday morning. That was a blessing. I found out that he wasn’’t going to be open Christmas week and I was almost in violation again.

So Tempting

 So Tempting
We all face temptations in life, sometimes daily and sometimes it arrives unexpectedly, but they do come. It can be described as enticements, troubles, or trials. Satan doesn’t walk up to you, throw you over his shoulder, and carry you to the sin, he entices. He woos you a little at a time. Just like the fisherman with a lure. It isn’t the real thing, but a copy of something tasty, something good, something pleasant, but hidden there is the hook with barbs that pirce and hold on. It is a trap, a thing that bites, a thing that has consequences.
Temptation is the thing that often comes as a testing to see if we will keep our integrity. “Who will it hurt? Who will see it?” Satan asks as he whispers in our ears. “No one is looking.” It could be the lust of the flesh, greed for something that isn’t ours, or to try the taste of drugs or alcohol. Sometimes it causes us to move just one step closer to sin’s trap.
Temptation is sometimes a constant. It becomes an always present trial, hovering like a lion, waiting for an opening, waiting for the smallest weakening in our resolve. It can become persistent, seemingly growing stronger the more we resist it. Sin’s allure often seems pleasant with nothing to fear, but Satan doesn’t play fair. He plays for keeps.
But we have a companion that is faithfully at our side. We will never have to fight the battle on our own. God will give us everything that we need to escape and resist it. He will always enable us to have the victory. 1 Corinthians 15:57, “But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.”
God gives us an example of how to handle temptation of when Potiphar’s wife attempted to cause Joseph to sin. First he refused. She still persisted. Joseph recalled all that he had been taught about a holy righteous God and ran from the temptation. He was falsely jailed for his resisting sin, but God restored Joseph and rewarded him by raising him up to an even higher position.

As I Age

As I Age
As I age, I look back remembering many things of my past; cars with fender skirts and girls with poodle skirts. Then, the cars had clutches. Women carried clutch purses. Movies had lines like, “I have you in my clutches” and a lot of clutching went on in the back seat of the family car. Girls wore bobby socks on their feet and bobby pins in their hair. Guys knocked over pins at the bowling alleys and used cotter pins to build soap box cars.
We had hula hoops to swing and hula dancers swayed, competing for space on the dashboard with plastic saints. Behind many of the homes were outhouses and smoke houses, one, people hid to smoke and in the other people flavored and preserved their meats.
We had no drive-thru, only drive-in restaurants and drive-in movies. We played baseball calling balls and strikes while some grown up relatives (and kids) smoked Chesterfields and Lucky Strikes. The idea of the Marlboro man hadn’t been born yet.
Doors had porcelain, brass, or glass knobs. Some our cars sported knobs on the steering wheels. We “smoked” candy cigarettes and bubble gum cigars and no one worried. We had ball caps, cap guns, B. B. guns, and sling shots and played from sunrise to sunset.
Felix, the cat, Tom Terrific and His Mighty Wonder Dog, Manfred graced our black and white televisions. Kids wore Keds. Our skates were adjustable, had metal wheels, and fastened to the bottoms of our shoes. Our games weren’t electric. All we needed an empty field, places to hide, or a can to kick and have fun. Our games were powered by imagination, not with batteries.
Little boys kept garter snakes and grown-up girls wore garter belts to hold up their nylon stockings. Boys bought dime priced comic books and men collected match books. Girls played with dolls and women used make-up to look like dolls.
Telephones hung on the wall and had a crank handles. They were connected to a party line and we had to listen and count the number for our ring tones. There were no musical ring tones, no texting, no Google, no computers. The fanciest thing we had was a typewriter.
We fought with our best friends one day and did a sleep-over the next night. Bullies and fights were a part of life, even at school the brawlers were separated and sent in different directions, rarely were we sent home. If fighting was a reoccurring theme, the gym teacher might put boxing gloves on the guys and allow them to duke it out.
Kids brought guns and pocket knives to school. No one was shot or stabbed. We were taught right from wrong and the value of life. We were guided and controlled by our parents and teachers, not the government and its inflexible laws and set rules. Things were simpler and handled at a local level; parents, teachers, and school boards made the decisions for our education.
Times have changed, but can we say they have changed for the better? 

Powerless

Powerless
Last evening it was very cold with the temperature hovering about the twenty degree Farenheit and the wind made it feel much colder. The insult to the frigid situation was that our electric power company scheduled a downtime for an update to their system. The duration for the downtime was from 7:30 pm. To 10 30 pm. For many people that meant no lights, no ability to cook food, heat water, or to warm their homes. Why would they schedule a downtime during a bitter cold time of the year?
We older people don’t tolerate the cold very well any more.n three hours the temperature can drop considerably. Layers of clothing may help, but many people cannot tolerate such a drastic change. There are more than enough power outages caused by weather disasters to keep the linemen of the electric companies busy, why create more.
Now I will share my thoughts on what is actually going on. The governments are making an attempt to force citizens worldwide to rely on the power grid that they control. They would compel people to rely on unreliable sources of energy like solar and wind instead of carbon based fuel. They want to direct and control us. The powers-that-be can shut off our access to energy with the flip of a switch, unlike fuel that is more difficult for them to limit the ease and scope of our mobility. With every action attached to a power-cord, people are put on a leash. It will place a restrictive governor on mankind’s freedom and creativity.
With their control of the power-grid, at any moment they can cut off access to electricity and with the recently installed electricity meters, they have access to each individual meter. They can say, “You have reached your limit” or if you don’t do exactly as we say,” we are shutting off your electricity and we are unably to stop them.
Now that pushes my thoughts to last night. We had no say when the power company would stop the flow of electricity into our homes. Most people were unable heat their homes and were forced to face the frigid temperatures, they had no redress. Fortunately, the loss of electricity was for only hald an hour, but if there had been a problem, it could have been much longer. It is all about creating a tether to limit the choices and freedoms that we have in our lives.

Let's Eat

 Let’s Eat
Yesterday was another class luncheon for the Connellsville Area High School senior class. It was held at a local restaurant Bud Murphy’s. It’s never a large gathering. It fluctuates because of personal schedules. Ther may be as few as six or eight and may be as many as a dozen. This gathering was our Christmas get together with a cookie share time as the highlight of the event. Doesn’t that sound exciting?
One our members usually bring something to decorate if there is a holiday just to make the table look festive. Yesterday was no exception. Table cloth, table runner, and crafted bells brightened the usual restaurant table. Small candy cane gifts were distributed. Cocoa bombs were handed out as we waited for our wait person to take our orders and for the kitchen to prepare our meals.. And I mustn’t forget the after dinner chocolate covered Andes or York mints to freshen breaths after a meal that may be filled with onion oor garlic.
Since I’ve mentioned our wait person, let me say that only her age keeps her from being an integral part of our group. Heather is as off-the-wall as we are. I believe that she has taken special care of our group as well.
I thought it was an ugly-Christmas-sweater day. I was decked out in a red button-down shirt, Santa necktie, and a peaked Santa hat to shop for a few minutes before lunch time. It was great to greet people with “Merry Christmas” and watch them smile. While I was out buying a few things I bumped into my Sister Kathy Beck Basinger, her husband Doug, and a cousin Robin Beck. I had to stop and talk for a few minutes then hurried off.
I was glad to get home to finish the chore of butchering my deer. I started a batch of venison jerky and packaged the meat to freeze. Although I am glad to have some extraa food on hand, I am glad that chore is over. My right shoulder has become achy and sore. A deep ache remains in the muuscle and shoulder joint.
Now I must face the question “To be or not to be?” Will I put up my eight foot high Christmas tree or not. Putting the tree together is only a fourth of the Herculean task. There are the lights, the garland, and the hundreds of ornaments to hang in the branches. Once the holiday is over, I am faced with dismanteling the big green monster. If I don’t I will miss seeing the old Christmas heirlooms that usually dangle from the branches. Maybe I should throw a smal party and have my friends do the work. Merry Christmas.

I Need a Haircut

 I Need a Haircut
I need a haicut, badly. I don’t ean I need a poor quality haircutt, I mean it’s been well over a month since I had my last tonsorial appointment. When I was younger I had think sandy brown wavy hair, but as I’ve aged, I’ve lost the color and the thickness. The hairdresser I went to at that time had to use a set of scissors that would thin the amount of hair I had on top of my head. One day I aasked why he wasn’t thinning my hair? He said, “Nature is already doing that for you.” Thus began the downward spiral.
I’ve had many barbers over the course of my lifetime. The first barber I can remember was my Uncle Charles Bottomley. My dad Carl Beck would load my bother Ken and me into our car and we’d go to his hime in Mill Run, Pennsylvania to get each of us a haircut. I’m sure it was because my frugal dad got a discounted price.
The next barbers I had were paid for by Uncle Sam with them running the clippers over my head to remove all but an eigth on an inch of hair, if you can call that a haircut. It was more like shearing of sheep. The old joke with a barber asking, “Did you want to keep your hair?” And the barber hands a clump to the recruit.
My desire to get a haircut has caused me to try different barbers, even causing me to do some trimming of hair on my own. I don’t like the newer “trained” barbers/hairdressers. The education for many of the brand name haircutting establishments is to snap on different sized clipper covers and to run them through the customer’s hair like mini-lawnmowers.
My most recent barber/beautician closed her shop, but she just notified me that she’s reopened in her own home. It’s time for me to call her to make an appointment. She’ll need to give me the location of her business.
What caused my mind to set off on this journey other than the need for a haircut was the dream I had last night. The dream centered on getting a haircut. How I got to the shop and how I placed myself in the hands of a novice I’ll never know, but as I was in the middle of the haircut, the would-be barber walked off and his wife took over. I recognized the wife and know that she often gets wound-up to do some strange and weir things. I was in a panic… then I woke up. The need for a haircut remains and the need is coming to a head…my head.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

 Baby, It’s Cold Outside
The sudden cooldown after a warm ending to autumn caused me to remember my mom Sybil Miner Beck singing that old song,”Baby It’s Cold Outside” on cold mornings. With the temperature at 20 degrees Fahrenheit and a wind chill of minus 8 degrees, it’s way too cold for me. In my youth, school schedules were never delayed, just because it was cold. Only ice and snowy roads cancelled classes. I can remember walking to an unheated wooden bus shanty, huddling inside. At least we were out of the wind as we waited for the long yellow and black behemoth to arrive trailing a plume of steam and fumes. The brakes squealed as it stopped opening its folding door maw. We would hurry to be swallowed by it, joining fellow students for the ride to school happy for the small but welcome warmth inside.
My mom had a quirky trait of singing a chorus of a song when it matched something one of us kids would say. The song always had some tie in with what we had just said. She only did it at home for us, so I’ve always thought that it was special for the family. If she would have tried it in public, people probably would have thought her crazy. I must have thought that it was special, because I picked up her unusual trait and will often sing a few lines from a song, but I have added telling a story or sharing a joke that mimics some word in something that was said. I did this when I supervised at Frick Hospital in Mt. Pleasant, Pennsylvania. I’m not sure if anyone thought I should be wearing a straight jacket or not, but most of the time, it did bring a smile. Hopefully I made a fellow employee’s day go a bit better.
I decided my New Year’s resolution several years ago and have been practicing it ever since. That promise was “If I am grumpy, I don’t leave home. No one wants to deal with a grumpy old man.” So far, over the many years I’ve been able to keep it. I like that it makes many people smile when I share it. Those who enjoy it most are the cashiers at stores where I shop, especially around the busy Christmas holiday. The chatty cashier sometimes will occasionally share a horror story of a rude or irate customer that they had to deal with. So to my friends and readers, I challenge you to adopt the same New Year’s resolution. It helps to spread a smile.